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everysecondtuesday for Chicago; arrived some time in the morning and had an EPIC battle with Chicago traffic (okay, so that's only in my head, though Tuesday, as the driver, totally contends that it totally did happen); had delicious Gino's Pizza and rationed it out for our dinners (fuck yeeaaaahhh!!); arrived at hotel, only to discover that something had spilled in/on my bag and that I am TOTALLY fucked, because my sister's UK copy of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (which came in a lovely boxset and is the film tie-in with interviews, photos, et al) is now waterlogged (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck) but I may be in luck, because I found a used copy on Amazon of the exact same thing for $30.
Now I'm looking at delicious cupcakes in an attempt to get my mind off of how fucked I could very well be if something happens and I can't get this book set.
Anyhow...
The Guide to Recognizing Your Lizfu
1) Is she wearing oversized sunglasses that are indicative of her ridiculous overblown personality?
2) Does the thing that passes as her purse covered with nerdy swag?
3) Is there a sketchpad present?
4) Has she at any point mentioned Batman in an over-dramatic tone and how it has eaten her brain?
5) Is she in a state of intoxication?
6) Does her tag say "Lizfu"?
If yes to all: Congratulations! You found Lizfu! Don't worry; she does not bite and will not offer to even nibble because she has an amazing girlfriend whom she loves very much.
If no to any of the above: Try again! :D!
everysecondtuesday for Chicago; arrived some time in the morning and had an EPIC battle with Chicago traffic (okay, so that's only in my head, though Tuesday, as the driver, totally contends that it totally did happen); had delicious Gino's Pizza and rationed it out for our dinners (fuck yeeaaaahhh!!); arrived at hotel, only to discover that something had spilled in/on my bag and that I am TOTALLY fucked, because my sister's UK copy of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (which came in a lovely boxset and is the film tie-in with interviews, photos, et al) is now waterlogged (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck) but I may be in luck, because I found a used copy on Amazon of the exact same thing for $30.Now I'm looking at delicious cupcakes in an attempt to get my mind off of how fucked I could very well be if something happens and I can't get this book set.
Anyhow...
The Guide to Recognizing Your Lizfu
1) Is she wearing oversized sunglasses that are indicative of her ridiculous overblown personality?
2) Does the thing that passes as her purse covered with nerdy swag?
3) Is there a sketchpad present?
4) Has she at any point mentioned Batman in an over-dramatic tone and how it has eaten her brain?
5) Is she in a state of intoxication?
6) Does her tag say "Lizfu"?
If yes to all: Congratulations! You found Lizfu! Don't worry; she does not bite and will not offer to even nibble because she has an amazing girlfriend whom she loves very much.
If no to any of the above: Try again! :D!
