She's spayed. I don't know if I'd even be able to handle her as long as I have if she weren't D:

I probably should have clarified on the curtains; she ripped them because she's great at getting up onto high places but bad at getting down from them AND she's pudgy (I hesitate to say "overweight" because it could be winter fat; however, I can totally see her being a rolly-polly when she's older). The window is above a stairwell, too :/

I'll probably take her into the vet, upon your suggestion. She does drink a lot on top of eating.

Thank you for taking the time to answer this!